biologistofectoplasm:

worldsworstfather started following you

oh hi, dave’s bro!

this is not the best time because i will be on and off this place, but welcome anyway, i guess.

how’s it going?

Hi.

I’m fine.

dude

transientgodhood:

why did you and jj snark at each other like that

in fact why did erin snark him too

are you guys fighting or something?

I was trying to get them to stop being idiots.

untimelyknight:

worldsworstfather:

I may consider different types of things beautiful.

I don’t know.

I apologize…if I offended you. Dave; my name is Dave.

It’s difficult to offend me.

Call me Bro.

(Source: kinkygreetingcard)

untimelyknight:

worldsworstfather:

What do you mean, different for me?

Do I not have an appreciation for beauty and happiness within itself?

I wouldn’t know, ahahaha. Do you…?

I may consider different types of things beautiful.

I don’t know.

(Source: kinkygreetingcard)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

Lucky guess, I guess.

Not much for talking, are you?

Not particularly.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

My deepest, most profound apologies for misleading you.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but given the reputation of those who also go by the nickname “Bro” I’m gonna guess you’re being motherfucking sarcastic.

Lucky guess, I guess.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

It isn’t my real name.

That’s more believable.

My deepest, most profound apologies for misleading you.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

Bro.

I have nicknames, but Bro is far less emasculating.

Bro.

Like that’s your name? Because when you said “I have nicknames” you’re fucking implying that Bro is your real name.

Just those three letters.

B R O.

Bro.

Really?

It isn’t my real name.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

golgothasundead:

worldsworstfather started following you

Oh hello. My names jake. And you are?

Tired.

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

I never thought about it like that.

I don’t think I’ve ever talked to him.

Hey.

Soooo who even are you?

Bro.

I have nicknames, but Bro is far less emasculating.

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voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

It was meant to be a joke.

As opposed to Worldsbestbrother?

Anyway, hey.

I never thought about it like that.

I don’t think I’ve ever talked to him.

Hey.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather:

What.

That username is so fucking depressing.

It was meant to be a joke.

(via moved-voodooleviathan)

voodooleviathan:

worldsworstfather started following you

Sorry, what?

What.

dialogicstrife:

worldsworstfather:

dialogicstrife:

God damn.

How young’s the kid?

One.

Ain’t even talking yet, ‘cause I don’t talk as much as I should around him.

You should start, although I’m far from an expert on this.

I was reading way before I was speaking. Didn’t have a teacher, so it wasn’t necessary. Far as I know, that’s backwards.

I ain’t good at talking. Don’t like it much.